I threw out my back…
…after I sneezed. For the past two days I’ve been slowly hobbling around in pain. I thought I was all clear after a good-night’s sleep, but when I reached over to hit the snooze button a searing pain shot in me. So to avoid a repeat, I actually got up. I shuffled around fully awake, making breakfast while the rest of the world slept. Then it hit me- this is what it’s like to be old!